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>Dating without digits

29 Jul

>Ok, we’ve gone on five dates. We’ve swapped saliva, shared stories about past relationships and have even talked babies. (Hey, I didn’t bring it up.)

But we have yet to exchange numbers.

Since when did the digits exchange become the new third base?

What am I missing here, ladies? Is he afraid of me calling to check in on him? 4am booty calls? Calling him in the middle of a board meeting?

Seriously, just give me your effing number.

Frustrations aside, I will admit not having those 10 numbers has saved me from what would have been some really inappropriate drunk texts. Or sexts, as the kids say.

Also, can someone please confirm these posts can’t be traced back to me? My dating career would be dunzo if I were found out.

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