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>10 hours and couting…

16 Sep

>to get any last minute dates, repeats or DTD counts before our official Sixteen Dates challenge is O-V-A.

All im saying, is momma likes a good cocktail, or 4. Please note I like my martinis extra dir-tay (I am from the dirty south) with 3 olives. Thanks.

KP – good luck on sliding into home. In more ways than one.


>OCI Friday Leaderboard: Sept 10

14 Sep

>Yes this one is a little behind but since we have TWO more days to bring in the rear, it seems fair and urgent to make up for last weeks leaderboard/REMINDERS:


KT: 5
KG: 4
KP: 3
CFH: 3*
MB: 2

* waiting for an official post about this third date before it goes in the books forever.


KT: 2
KG: 0
KP: 5
CFH: 2
MB: 0

Ok bottom three, you got 48 hours to HURRY THE JUNK UP.


20 Aug

>That’s right ladies. Back by popular demand (aka 1 guest blogger) and the fact that like it or not, we need a gut check, here is the Oh Crap It’s Friday leaderboard/status.


KP – 3
KT – 2
KG – 2
MB – 2
CFH – 0


KP – 3
KT – 0
KG – 0
MB – 0
CFH – 0

Ok, KP is kicking everyone’s ass like whoa. CFH, understandably, being abroad, while wonderful and full of paninis, has its dating limitations. But now that you are stateside, it’s time to get things in gear and, well, you know, hurry the junk up!

>Eat, Pray, Post

19 Aug


Two of those three things now consume 93 percent of my weekly routine.
The other 7 percent? Dating.
Off balance, you say?
Oh hellllsno.
Because despite the recent breakup and subsequent date exhaustion, I’m boutsta pass y’all on the way to the finish line. See: woman in white.
That’s right, I’ve got two dates lined up this weekend. And this time I’ve learned to space those babies out so I can adequately nurse hangover from Date #3 before jumping all cute into Date #4.
So pick up the pace and mark your calendars for Monday. If I’m lucky, I’ll be crossing that finish line and doing a few laps on the repeats leaderboard while I wait for you suckas.
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