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27 Aug

>Crap. It’s friday. Crap, its time for the leader board.

Well breaking Sixteen Dates history, KT is the first to date her way over the finish line!!

KT – 4!!!!
KP – 3
KG – 3
MB – 2
CFH – 0


KP – 5?!?! (ok, everyone give your VS free panty mail coupons to KP)
KT – 1
KG – 0
MB – 0
CFH – 0

Also, given the fact that CFH is rockin the double zeros and no longer globe trotting and fraternizing in Canadia, it’s time for some drastic measures.

When signing up for the date-a-palooza, we got an additional speed dating event coming up THIS monday. What does that mean? It means that CFH and one of your other lucky ladies should go as KT and KG to the event to catch up with KT at the victory line.

Who’s the lucky other taker??


>KG with: The Dilly-yo

25 Aug

>Date 1: Kinda played me
Date 2: Kinda complicated (Despite a great start)
Date 3: Kinda Canadian

Ok despite me really trying to work a De La Soul reference in here (Three Dates Down and Rising?) I think Paula Abdul said it best…

Eagle’s calling and he’s calling your name.
Tides are turning bringing winds of change.
Why do I feel this way.
The promise of a new day.

That’s right homies. It’s a new day, which brings new opportunities. And these new opportunities do not include the guy I kept noticing at work (who I was suuure shared a few looks or “moments” in passing). And then we finally had a meeting together. (secret self fist pump) And then I finally noticed his wedding ring. My pride quickly B-lined out of that fantasy.)

So what brings this change in tune or cracked out optimism you ask? Well, I didn’t fall down in the shower this morning, so the day is already starting out much better than yesterday.
My roommate this morning offered to get me this throwback

Plus, JT just whispered “would you be my girlfriend?” in my ear, so I think I’m set. (Fine fine, I’m listening to “bubble gum pop” on Pandora. Again.)

So to Mr. date numba four, four just happens to be lucky number, so look out.

>Date #2 Update

20 Aug

>KT – I first want to apologize about not posting within 24hrs of the previous dates. However – I still like your interpretations of how my mornings are spent then the actual series of events.

Top Line Summary(this is sick – I’m actually feel like I’m writing a conference report of my evening. We work too much)

1. This probably shouldn’t count as a date because I’ve known the guy for a few years and we’ve been friends for a bit, however because I need to cross the half way mark – I’m counting it – and KG has also confirmed that it can count.

2. We spent most of the night discussing dating/how stupid most girls are and how to know when you really love someone (and how that definition varies from person to person) Don’t worry ladies – i don’t’ feel that you fit into any of the stupid girl categories we discussed. Overall it was a pretty successful evening for the clear takeaways on dating and silly things girls do that mess up a relationship – which are always entertaining and intriguing to hear from a dude’s perspective. Maybe I’ll ask him to guest blog – he wouldn’t hold anything back, however might scare the readership a bit – we’ll have to discuss

I left with some insider tips and a good buzz. Next time he’s in town – I’ll get him all drunk and will force him into posting.



19 Aug

>Yikes, ladies, I am so behind. It doesn’t really matter who’s first as long as we all reach the goal by Sept. 15…right?! My goal is to have 2-3 dates by next Friday. Fingers crossed.


17 Aug

>So today an intervention was organized via the interwebs about me and my lack of dating and therfore blog posting. It was quite a shock…

I mean my work/blogging/wine drinking BF (known to the blog as KG) and my BFF (we will call her JB), who have only met once and in a drunken haze – have decided to team up against me!

There was a serious exchange of emails – let me share some of the highlights:

KG: SHE says she is set in her ways. I told her, that she needs to update those if she wants any boys to FIND the way to her apt, or more importantly her v… you get the idea. Anyway, I am emailing bc I think we need to join forces and make an actionable plan so that we can give MB something to blog about, and the men of NYC, something to talk about.

JB: MB-if you do not go on a second date by monday, 8/23 i am asking that you please generate and distribute a status report regarding your activity on dating sites, etc. how many sites are you a member of? are you interacting with people? and the real question-are you taking this seriously? i don’t want you to at all take this in the wrong way, but this is your warning. not only are you starving us of you quick wit on the group blog, but you’re starving yourself. starving yourself of opportunity, love and most importantly-getting laid.

On top of my BFF’s reminding me that I’m lame and a bad dater – i had a giant bug in my apartment. And there is no better reminder about how much you need a BF around than a giant BUG. That said – I’m hitting up all dating options by the end of the week. You’re suggestions are needed – help me out ladies!


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