The Blog. Two point OOOOOH snap.

16 Feb

We got a little obsessed with the blog. After two months, we had a slew of stories, significantly less healthy livers, and a few free meals. Aka a feeling of accomplishment.

And then like any good New Years resolution, we stopped paying attention and went back to our REAL lives.

We took a little bit of a hiatus from dating, blogging, and blogging about dating. From going to the gym, incessantly group texting each other and putting “pilates” on our calendar to make ourselves feel proactive.

Like any good Destiny’s Child comeback, the cast of characters has changed a bit, despite the fact that we are still looking for some mens who can pay the bills bills bills.

We are back for version 2, but have to acknowledge that a lot has happened while we were on a break…

KT dated a meat man, who turned out to be in a potentially dangerous killer. Homegirl don’t play that. She got a hickey (yes my friends, over the age of 12, and not on a date). And was most recently seen taking over the DJ’s booth on her birthday to play “H to the izzo.”

KP ditched the boy who’s real name was a verb. Dated a guy who told her he wanted to start following the Lord, which meant no sex til marriage. Riiiiiight. She is currently getting some hook-up action from Latin Lover (who isn’t on the Lord’s side) and has been on a few dates with an Okcupid guy who seems too good to be true. Maybe this one’s more successful since homegirl ain’t giving the goods out just yet.

KG went and got herself a man (say whaaaa??). Lucky date numba 2 went from blog to boyfriend. And since it’s her first time having one of those thangs, the stories of getting to BF/GF status and what to do with it has been a comedy of errors.

So along with new posts, we have to throw in some FLASHBACKS so that you can catch up on all the amazing awkwardness that has brought us to present day. We’ve had five months to recover from the first round and although waking up in a bed of mozzarella sticks is a delight, we need to get our game faces back on.

I mean, even Sisterhood of the Traveling pants got a sequel. *

* to our readers who actually have seen said sequel more than once, lets call them “Taylor,” we are not discrediting your movie choices, just saying that magically expanding denim can’t get more action than the ladies of the blog.


One Response to “The Blog. Two point OOOOOH snap.”

  1. Anonymous February 17, 2011 at 10:53 pm #

    Shot out by name!? What what! I’m famous. And some sequels are the bestest. I invite you to cast your eyes upon the Bring It On movie empire or perhaps the not well known sequel to hillary duff’s Cinderella! BAM! Yeah… That just happened….

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