>Cock but no tails

25 Aug

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Dating is a big. hot. mess. For those readers (all 4 of you) who may be thinking single ladyhood is all shits and giggles, I would say it’s more shits than giggles. Case in point.

Last night during pillow talk with KT (which occurs most nights of the week), we got the idea that I should text Hot to Trot Midwest Man the following message around 11:40 am today:

4pm cocktails? My place.

The goal is pretty clear, right? KT advised me to wear a skirt because the minute Hot to Trot walked through that door I would proceed to straddle him on the couch with cocktail in hand.

Nothing is hotter than day sex. Or is nothing sadder than flagrant desperation?

More importantly, am I really considering this? If my number on a piece of paper reeked of prostitution, then I can’t even imagine what this reeks of…probs more shit than giggles.

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4 Responses to “>Cock but no tails”

  1. KT August 25, 2010 at 6:41 pm #

    >OMFG you did not just post a steamy pile of shit. This is why I love you.Can we try a little experiment and post this as your profile pic on OkCu???

  2. KG August 26, 2010 at 2:18 pm #

    >wait, so did you do it?what ever happened with this???

  3. KP August 26, 2010 at 4:40 pm #

    >sadly i did not have the balls to do it. maybs will give him a drunken text this weekend at a booty call hour?

  4. KT August 26, 2010 at 6:16 pm #

    >i don't think booty calls count on the repeats leaderboard. maybe we should make a separate leaderboard for trysts.

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